Friday, December 28, 2012

The Curious Case Of Father Time

Working on a new project called, "The Curious Case of Father Time"

It's a science fiction/supernatural thriller about an often forgotten but curious character, Father Time.

We all are familiar with Father Time as he represents an old year coming to a close and passing on time to the New Year's baby.

Well what would happen if Father Time didn't pass time along? What would happen to the New Year? Would there be a New Year or would time cease to exist all together?

This book attempts to answer that question as I bring to you the subject of the Timekeepers. Here is an excerpt of the story....



He was a direct descendant of Adam and Eve, although his name was forever lost to history. His name was Hem and he lived for an astounding ten thousand years. He was brought into this world for one purpose: to keep track of time.

Every moment of his life was dedicated to tracking and measuring time. Because of his position, he was very important to mankind. He took many wives and bore many children. They became a clan known as the Timekeepers. They mostly lived away from civilization. Because of their rumored special powers, many would not dare cross them, for they had the ability to make time stop.

Some of the Keepers used this ability to their advantage and became very prosperous as a result of it. Others used their powers for the greater good.

Hem could have lived another ten thousand years, but it simply was his time to go.

He wrote the first records of history and kept track of how many times the sun rose and sat in the sky. When God created the greater light to rule the day and the lesser night to rule the night, Time was born.

It was he that first used time as an instrument to teach the others. He became the time keeper who lived for ten thousand years. His work was too important. There had to be others to continue his life’s mission.

Keep track of time.

As he closed his eyes for the last time, the Others gathered around him. They vowed to continue this important work, no matter what the cost. They were mostly nomadic in nature. They assisted in the creation of the Sumerian and Mayan calendars, the sundial, clocks, and other timepieces. The Timekeepers have had their hands in measuring time since the beginning.

They roamed the Old World for the Chosen One year after year. They lived all over the world, assisting Father Time in his mission to find the New Child or the Chosen One to bring in the New Year. Without this annual event, time would cease to exist.

They lived as a cult might, never revealing their identities to Outsiders, for it was too dangerous. Inside the Cult, there was the Family and in that family there could only be one Father Time. At the end of his reign he would pass it on to a male child within the Family. That child would go on to become Father Time for the next Generation to come.

It was to be this way for thousands of years.




Friday, December 21, 2012

How Can You Complain About Free? Kindle Freebies Anyone?

It's something I absolutely enjoy doing when I get up in the morning. I check the Amazon free lists of great books for the wonderful price that can't be beat: $0.00.

With the advent of self-publishing, your cat can become an author in probably ten minutes. People all over the world have probably kicked the idea of writing a novel in their heads at one time or another. 

Well some of those people just scratched that off their "bucket" list because sites like Amazon and Barnesandnoble.com are turning your next door neighbors into authors.


Now people from all walks of life can share their life experiences and stories with the rest of the world. The problem for some is that the stories that are being shared are not the most "polished" and grammatically correct as they need to be. 


Sure there are lots of Grammar Police out there in the world on patrol, noting every missed comma or misspelled word. But there are some books on Amazon that can make you think that English (or whatever language) is not their native tongue because of all the grammar problems. 

There was one book that I read about Lupus that had such a long run on sentence that lasted all the way to the second page before a period was placed. 

Some of the novels are just plain unreadable and it's a sad state that displays a lack of education around the world.

But what happens when that book is free?

Some books have typos here and there but you are able to get the general point of the story.

I have a problem with downright mean, insulting, and downright personal attacks on authors when they are giving their work away for free. It doesn't matter if a two year old can do better, it was FREE. 

Constructive criticism can go a long way but insulting someone's intelligence doesn't. It just makes a hostile world more hostile. 

But then again, no one twisted your arm to buy it. You picked it up because it was FREE!!! It's like purchasing a fake Coach handbag for one dollar. It looks just like the real thing and feels like the real thing but then five minutes later when the strap breaks, you're ready to ring someone's neck.

There is absolutely no logic in that. What did you really expect? You had your own set of expectations of this purse that LOOKED like a Coach purse so it should BEHAVE like a Coach purse, even when you didn't pay Coach money. You put very high expectations on something that didn't have much value in the first place and have the gall to be disappointed in how your fake Coach purse performed.

Yes, continue looking through the Freebies on Amazon because there are lots of gems out there that have authors with tremendous talent. 

But if you happen to download something which your dog could have written better prose, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Diary of A Sick Chick: A Review

An amazing review of my book, "Diary of A Sick Chick: A Year in the Life of A Chronically Ill Woman". Please watch and thank you so much.

Monday, December 10, 2012

AND THE AUTHOR RESPONDS.....URBAN FICTION CONT.

 Browsing through Urban Fiction, I decided to download three books. Of the three, two were unreadable because they were so bad. The grammar and English were that of an eight year old and even I've seen plenty of them do better. 
I enjoy many genres and with some of the great covers and interesting storylines, (not to mention many of them are priced at .99, I decided to give this genre a chance since I don't read many authors that write there. 
It made me so angry, mostly at the educational system. I don't know these writers at all. But we come from such great writers like Zora Neale Hurston, Langston Hughes, James Baldwin, Richard Wright, is THIS acceptable? 
My father was illiterate but he didn't have the oopportunity that we did, growing up as a sharecropper in the early 1930's. Why is illiteracy acceptable today in 2012? Why do we turn a blind eye to authors that write books devoid of English and peddle it on Amazon for profit? Why is this acceptable?
I left my review here....

ME:
I tried to enjoy this book but had to delete it after reading it. I could not understand much of what was going on because of bad English, run on sentences, and no concept of elementary grammar. It was that bad. The author can paint a picture and tell a story well if they just understood the rules of grammar. Too bad, because the story had great potential.
 This is where she responded and it got ugly.
First she responded to a review I made on someone else who agreed with me.
 no you need to get some glasses or maybe stay out of urban fiction all together its sad how people are so judgmental when they haven't got a clue . I do think editing is a must with anyone's novels but to be so sadistic and leave a nasty review for anyone it just shows where your mind is . I have seen all your reviews and you seem to be a bitter person maybe you should stop reading all together. ---AUTHOR NAME DELETED
Then she responded to my review below in the comments section.....
Initial post: Dec 9, 2012 10:35:33 PM PST
AUTHOR NAME DELETED
says:
of course you have an opinion like money so you are able to use the both but as for your comment I find them to be down right stupid and very untrue. you need to maybe try getting a class in reading 101 sad and down right horrible


Your post, in reply to  on Dec 10, 2012 6:45:19 AM PST
You edited this post 
 
  SONYA says:
Instead of taking the constructive criticism ( I take you to be the author, no?) and making the book better, you decide to resort to name calling. I can hardly understand your reply because it's NOT in English. If you're going to be serious about your craft, you need to perfect your English. It's like someone who wants to be a Doctor but they have the slightest clue of Anatomy. It just can't be done.

Even your author's bio is riddled with errors! That should have NO errors PERIOD! It tells the audience to expect the same in your books. Readers are persnickety when it comes to grammar and English. You, as a writer, should know that.

Learn to be humble and listen to the criticism of potential fans if you would like to go far in this business. Otherwise, you're wasting your time. Read other great African-American writers in different genres and learn from them. Study English and pick up "The Elements of Style" by William Stunk and see how to really craft a story.

This is not an insult, but your material is unreadable. I'm sorry. Reading and studying is the only way to get better as a writer.

And I find it downright insulting for you to tell me to get a reading class when you can benefit from a writing class. No matter how mad a reviewer makes you, never attack your audience. I learned the hard way that this looks very bad on the author. It's upsetting to get a bad review, but even Stephen King will tell you (as he's said in a few interviews) you get mad, you scream, don't respond, and keep writing.

Keep writing dear. It will get better.
Peace

PS. I can help you edit your Author's Bio to get rid of the errors so that will be cleaned up. I'm from the "Chi" as well. 
 Hopefully our discourse will end here. Hopefully she will do some reading of her own and get better as a writer. I'm not on a mission to help everyone learn English, but it's disappointing.

Nook Simple Touch Review





So I took advantage of a great offer that I received by email the other day. I stood in line after leaving the hospital to get one of these for just $59! 

I purchased this for my mother who has stated that she wanted an eReader. Especially to keep her Bible on it and some of my books.

PROS

This can fit in your purse or pocket. It's pretty small but packs a punch. 
It's easy to operate.
Highly functional! Swipe to flip the page forwards or backwards.
Simple eReader for that special person on your gift list.
Books download fast and easy!


CONS

Screen could be a tad brighter
Keyboard is small so when you're importing information, such as credit card number or using the search function, those who are visually impaired may have a hard time with this. I have 20/20 vision and I had a hard time with this. 


I have a Kindle Fire HD and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. I actually use it more than I do my iPad and that's saying something, although not for browsing the web because it is painfully slow. But for that person that doesn't need all the bells and whistles, this simple eReader will be a hit!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Nowhere on Nook!!!!

Those Nook owners looking for a short but great mystery novel, look no further!

Nowhere will be available on Tuesday, December 11, 2012!

The Sad and Sorry State of Urban Fiction Novels

I may catch a lot of flack for this one but it needs to be said.

I love my Kindle and not a day goes by where I'm not on the Amazon website trying to find new and awesome books to read.

As a Black woman, there is a certain genre that I stay away from, but only because I don't find it very interesting. I grew up very sheltered in a middle class family so I can't relate to many of the stories. It just wasn't my life experience.

I don't consider myself to be some great scholar of the English language and have made quite a few grammatical gaffes myself. It's all in the process of learning and trying to do better as a person and perfecting my craft which is the goal of all writers.

With that being said, I have downloaded a few of these Urban fiction novels out of curiosity and I have not been pleased with what I've found.

I don't mind the violence as much or the liberal use of the dreaded "N" word. But what I do find challenging is to even figure out what the book is about because the sentence structure is terrible with many of the books that I come across. I can overlook typos but when they take up most of the book, it becomes a huge distraction.

Please keep in mind that I'm not speaking of EVERY black author out there that writes in the genre. I'm sure there are many books out there that are well written and edited for clarity. It's just I haven't had much luck finding any.

I reviewed a book yesterday that seemed to have a lot of promise, but I couldn't get past the writing style of the author. Quotes were not used properly so I had a hard time trying to figure out who was speaking.

His book is not alone. It is very easy to identify an Urban book. There is usually some scantily clad dressed woman on the front along with some tough looking men with guns or other weapons in their hands.

I had another "discussion" with an author over her book (which shall remain nameless). She marketed as a true story about a mother who loses control over her children to the streets. But from the very beginning, you could easily see why the mother lost control. She was violent, often had physical confrontations with people in the neighborhood, and yelled and screamed at her own children. Then she was "flabbergasted" that her children turned out to be killers. When I pointed this out to her, her answer was simply that black women have to raise their children differently, a myth that I've heard from many other black people.

Really?  Children should never watch their mother go "upside someone's head" with a baseball bat, constantly use profane language, and scream at them on a daily basis. Children will act out the things that they see at home.

If an alien from outer space touched down and wanted to know what Black people were like, downloaded a few of these books on his kindle, he would have a very low opinion of us. It is just downright disheartening. Yes, I find it wonderful that black people, young and old, are finding ways to creatively express themselves. Not only are they using their talents, they are also creating material for other Black people to read and enjoy. Many young people are actually READING more!

But if they have THIS to look up to, then we have a long way to go. One can read Zora Neale Hurston and see the type of slang that Blacks use to communicate with each other, but there is a clear message in her writing that can be enjoyed by everyone.

A lot of the Urban fiction have gangbanging, prostitution, drug dealing, and just over the top violence. Is that all there is to Black people? I understand that it is apart of the genre "urban fiction" but some of the stories aren't even put together that well and the point of the story is just lost.

Most women in these stories are gold digging hussies that strip for a living. The men are pimps, gangbangers, and drug dealers. It's like a thousand black writers wrote the same story over and over again just under a different name and cover. 

So I stay away from this genre. Hopefully I'll find a gem out there that I can write about and give a glowing review to. Hopefully we can do better and put out material that people from other cultures can enjoy as they learn about us as a people.

And it is not gangs, drugs, sex, violence, and money. We have a rich history and that needs to be center stage.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

WHAT'S NEW EVERYONE?

Working on a Supernatural Thriller titled, "Father Time". Just started a first draft yesterday and it's going really well.

Also the dark comedy, Serial Me, is coming along very well. I'm still in first draft stage and I hope to finish and have everything  published by late January 2013.

Also you Diary of A Sick Chick Fans, the sequel is coming soon February 2013. Diary of A Sick Chick: Year Two of Chronic Illness.

The Urban Fiction Plague Part One

Lately, I've been in an Urban fiction mood. I used to read Urban Fiction back in the day but stopped since my tastes changed and I began a career in writing for myself. It's also safe to say that because I lived a sheltered life, I really didn't find myself relating to many of the plots that are characteristic of such fiction...especially in my adult years. I have moved away from the inner city and I live in a small town. 

I recently decided to give Urban Fiction a chance because...well why not? Some of the plot lines are interesting and I discovered new and exciting authors that are really talented and I enjoy their work. 

But as I began my search for good urban fiction, I began to see the same patterns all over again. Here are some of my complaints that are going WRONG in that particular genre.

1. Books With "Bitch" In The Title

You'd be amazed (maybe not) about the amount of books out there with the B word in the title. Gangster Bitch, Gangsta Bitch, Baddest Bitch, Welfare Bitch, EBT Bitch, Light Skinned Bitch, Wannabe Bitch, Stupid Bitch, Dime Piece Bitch.....so on and so forth. Some of the titles are a bit facetious but you get the drift. Every book has this Baddest Bitch character where she is the best looking girl on the block and all the men want her. She has a banging body and her skills in the bedroom can't compare.

2. There Is A Drug Dealer Named Nino....ALWAYS

Yes. No UF book is complete without a drug dealer named Nino. In fact, if he isn't Nino, then you need at least a few drug dealers scattered throughout the book. If the book is heroine based, then there is a good drug dealer (if there is such a thing) that really cares for the heroine and her children. They just want her to see the error of her ways or choose him over the big black ugly drug dealer that once made her eat Jell-O  off the floor and beat her senseless.........yeah...some of these plot lines.

3. Light Skin, Long Hair, Don't Care

The heroine of these books almost will never be a short dark skinned girl with "nappy" and "unruly" hair. Nope! Her hair, thanks to her so called Indian heritage, will sport long hair draping down her back. She will have pecan colored skin so she will definitely pass the paper bag test. (If you don't know what that means, then put down one of those books and read some real African American literature) She is flawless and always the baddest bitch in the game (see example #1)

I'll be posting a part two to this series. It really is disturbing sometimes when almost all of the UB books are literally the same! Same plot lines and same characters. One would think that this is all UB has to offer when there is so much more to Black culture than bad bitches and drug dealers. 

I'm looking forward to the day where an author can let some of these stereotypical characters go and craft an ingenious story with characters that I can believe in. That will be an author worth reading. Until then, the situation looks hopeless. 

Urban Fiction writers out there. Let's get some new material. Think outside the box. And for the love of God, if you write one more drug dealer named Nino into your storyline, I'm bashing my Kindle against the wall.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

"Chapter Books" on Amazon

Okay.....

What exactly is a "chapter book"?  A chapter book, my friends, is a book that costs 0.99-$1.99 USD and has a length from 25-55 pages long. It's marketed as a "series". But what you're paying for in essence is just a chapter or two.

What's wrong with this?

Nothing, I suppose. But in the reviews, I've noticed that this angers a lot of readers. Especially when unknown writers tend to do this. Why should a customer pay 0.99 for a chapter and have to continue paying in order to finish the entire series? There are plenty of books out there that are equitably priced and you get the entire story in one read.

I've read some amazing "Chapter books" out there but I'm letting you know authors, you take the risk of alienating future buyers.

If you're interested in writing a series, then do so. But give your readers more than just a few chapters at a time.